Flirting is an art, absolutely, and humor is your secret weapon.
It’s the sparkle that makes a conversation pop, honestly.
You know that feeling when a joke lands perfectly? That’s pure gold.
Throwing in a funny line immediately makes you sound light, confident, and utterly charming, cutting through all the usual boring small talk.
People love to laugh, so when you make them do it, you’ve basically unlocked the door to their interest.
These funny flirting quotes are perfect, whether you’re shooting a text, trying to stand out on a dating app or just teasing your crush across a crowded room.
Get ready, because I’ve pulled together a huge bag of lines that are guaranteed to get a smile and, more importantly, a reply.
Let’s get you that date!
Cute & Funny Flirting Quotes
- Are you a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber
- I think there’s something wrong with my phone, could you try calling it to see if it works
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together
- Are you a time traveler because I can see you in my future
- Do you play soccer because you look like a keeper
- I was wondering if you had an extra heart since you just stole mine
- Do you have a Band-Aid because I just scraped my knee falling for you
- I’m not a photographer but I can picture us together
- Are you a Wi-Fi signal because I’m feeling a strong connection
- Did you eat magnets for breakfast because you are so attractive
- I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you
- Are your shoelaces tied because I don’t want you falling for anybody else
- Are you a library book because I am totally checking you out
- You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day
- If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine
- Well, here I am What are your other two wishes
- I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away
- I thought this was a restaurant, but I must be in a museum because you’re a work of art
Witty & Clever Flirting Quotes
- Are you a bank loan because you’ve got my interest
- Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material
- I’m no mathematician but I’m pretty good with numbers, Give me yours and watch what I can do
- I should complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single
- If you were a taser, you’d be set to stun
- You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears
- Are you a dictionary because you add meaning to my life
- They say dating is a numbers game so can I get yours
- Aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living
- I’m learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them
- I was going to send you a text, but I’d rather send you a drink
- Are you Google because you have everything I’m searching for
- Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine?
- I’m not really a betting man, but I’d put money on us
- If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you
- You know what would look great on you, My arms
- Are you an artist because you are so good at drawing me in
- I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you
- You’re so fine, you made me forget my pickup line
- They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing
Funny Flirting Quotes for Him
- I think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me
- I’m no photographer, but I can totally picture us naked
- Are you a library book because I am definitely checking you out
- You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet
- I finally found my phone, I was looking for it because I needed to put my number in it
- I’m not that great at flirting, can I practice on you?
- You’re so hot, you’re making the equator look like the North Pole
- You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting How about you try to pick me up instead
- I’m not a cat, but I’ve definitely fallen fur you
- Hey, this is me making the first move Your turn
- If you were a song, you’d be my favorite one on repeat
- On a scale of one to ten, you’re a nine because I’m the one you need
- Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world
- I want to be your skincare routine so I can sit on your face every day for at least an hour
- You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life
- I was going to give you my number, but I figured I should give you my future instead
- You owe me a drink because when I saw you, I dropped mine
- Stop looking so hot in the pictures you post, you’re killing me over here
- Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears
- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes
Funny Flirting Quotes for Her
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for
- Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me
- You must be a campfire because you are hot and I want S’more
- I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight
- Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: My jaw
- I’m going to have to ask you to leave; you’re making everyone else in here look bad
- If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet potato
- Did you fall in a pile of sugar? Because you are so sweet
- Are you a construction worker? Because you’re building my confidence
- I’m not really a photographer, but I can still develop things with you
- You’re like a high school final exam; you make me nervous and excited
- Do you know what’s on the menu today? Me ‘n u
- Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off
- Are you a fruit? Because you look like a fine-apple
- My feet are getting cold because you’ve knocked my socks off
- Do you like science? Because I’ve got my ion you
- Let’s flip a coin: Heads, I’m yours; Tails, you’re mine
- I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true
- Are you a beaver? Because Dam you look amazing
Sarcastic & Sassy Flirting Quotes
- You’re still talking? I like that confidence when you have nothing to say
- Are you always this cute or did you make a special effort to impress me?
- My standards are high, but you’re wearing a nice shirt, so I’ll let it slide
- You look like a full-time job, I’ll take the night shift
- I hate everyone except you, which is a big deal if you know how I feel about people
- Let’s make a deal: I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast
- I’m busy right now, but I’ll pencil you in later for some attention
- You’re lucky I find your constant need for validation attractive
- Don’t worry, I won’t make you work too hard for my number
- I usually don’t fall for guys, but I’d trip over anything to get to you
- I should be studying, but honestly, you’re a much better distraction
- You’ve got that whole ‘unintentionally charming’ thing going on, It’s weirdly effective
- Okay, I texted you. What are your other two wishes
- I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by your presence
- If I were a judge, I’d sentence you to my bed
- If you think you’re getting away from me, your license must be suspended
- I knew you were trouble when you walked in. And I was ready
- You can delete the dating app now that I’m here
- I’d give you a ten, but I’m the one you need
- Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living